there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
