Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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