She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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