How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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