you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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