so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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