apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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