I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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