I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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