it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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