Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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