So drunk its hurt
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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