hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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