Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
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