Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
