she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I wish they made helmets for livers.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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