Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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