Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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