i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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