He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
then he tried to convert me to islam
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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