who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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