I hate all girls vehemently.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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