Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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