Non-Jews are for practice
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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