So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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