Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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