someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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