So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I know her cup size but not her name....
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