Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
There's even glitter on my cock...
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