PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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