thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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