when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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