i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
My ass is underappreciated
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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