What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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