We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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