sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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