love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
