We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
