He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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