btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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