Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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