So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
He uses pillows to masturbate.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I licked your asshole in confidence.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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