69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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