covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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