Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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