I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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