what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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