I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
