I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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