It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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