she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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