I like to think it a success when the cops are called
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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